Dracula's Revenge

Scott has won a science scholarship and his mum is driving him to enrol at a flash new school. He feels a weird mix of excitement and terror. He is not terrified of the new school. Scott is terrified because &quote;with a mum like mine I'm going to be Scott-No-Friends in twenty seconds.&quote; Dracula's Revenge is a very funny story about just how embarrassing a parent can be.