Jackums

&quote;I've reached that age that, when I'm squirted with perfume by a sales girl in a department store, I can go home without fear.&quote;&quote;My first awareness of anything sexual was the Sears Roebuck catalogue. Somewhere in its 1,000 pages were the bra and girdle advertisements.&quote;&quote;My first month's paycheck in the Air Corps was $32.00. The withholding tax was about $4.00 so I had $28.00 a month to splurge. It was a tight squeeze until I learned to play poker.&quote;&quote;Sometimes I wonder if there are any more tears to be shed.&quote;&quote;It was 3:30 in the morning but every one of the 3,000 men on the troopship was on deck to see the Statue of Liberty as we sailed into New York Harbor.&quote;&quote;My clothing comes from other outlets, but I don't mind receiving catalogs from Victoria's Secret.&quote;&quote;Youth will never understand that time passes slowly for them and quickly for us looking back.&quote;