Who Will Sub for Miss Simmons?

All Mary, Jill, and Eddie wanted to do was to settle their differences -the old fashioned way. But then Miss Simmons came along... Once upon a time this story was a 2,000 word college paper that was just your basic kids' story. But then it grew up into the little chapter book you see today, complete with pictures that I drew. Myself. Don't expect professional level illustrations in this little book. Do expect to have fun reading the story and seeing how I envisioned it. Take, for example, the monster slug pictured, whose profile page says it's three feet tall (liar), bright yellow, likes long slides in dark tunnels, and prefers sauteing fresh children with a dash of fennel and sliced mushrooms...